For a while now, gamers have been held back from peak performance by the lack of peak performance necessities and now Puma is hurrying to the rescue. Thanks to the German sportswear manufacturer, gamers can now get themselves sneakers made specifically for them.
So, you will not have to wear those shoddy trainers an instead get your self these sock-like sneakers worth $160. According to Puma, the sneakers were developed after ” extensive talks with professional gamers.” The shoes are made to “deliver seamless comfort, support and grip” so you can frag like never before, both in your home and at the arena.
Yeah, this article is mostly me just copying and pasting sweet words from Puma’s store page. After all, who can describe the sneakers better than the people that just made them? Moreover, Puma says that the sneakers have modes which no one has ever had of. Here have a look;
- Medial wrap-up grip in SEEK mode
- Lateral wrap-up support in ATTACK mode
- Heel wrap-up stability in CRUISE and DEFENSE
how do I change modes on my shoes pls
— Jiggsy (@jiggsy) December 18, 2019
Puma also hopes you buy the sneakers with its matching new gaming chair which to say the least is the weirdest looking seat I have ever seen.
Apparently this is to show off the four modes the chair has and not that it’s perfect for thrusting while someone straddles you.
“Adaptive, comfortable, dynamic,” says Puma, “Stability in cruise mode, support in defence mode, grip in attack mode, and freedom in win mode.”
But let’s be honest, it’s a chair, A chair on a rocker, stop pretending it has “modes.